Where would tropical drinks be without pineapple? Probably still on a tropical island somewhere, being enjoyed by people we'll never meet. Unfortunately, globalization exists, and we have pineapples, the universal symbol of hospitality and all around god-tier fruit, capable of turning even the most mundane cocktail...
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Ask to use the bathroom, then leave.Surgically replace your hands with shovels.Take all the spoons from the dining area, melting them into one big spoon, then trading the world's largest spoon for a "get out of jail free" card.Ask nicely.Time travel back into the past...
When the world changed forever in the spring of 2020, the first and most pressing issue I was worried about was food. Not that our family wouldn't have enough food to eat, but rather the amount of food that would go to waste as a...
For a quick exercise on coming up with a concept for advertising a product, I did a quick web search and found this (almost certainly fake) creative brief for Quaker Oats, which was a fun jumping off point. The problem: Most people believe eating breakfast is...
Do you think birds should vote? Me neither. Did you know American cheese isn't really cheese? It's people. Did you drop this? holds out jellybean Just wondering what your favorite Coldplay song is. I'll wait. Do you mind if I paraphrase the title of a New York Times article...
In college, I was a camera operator. My senior year, I worked at a small web development agency. After college, I started a video production company with an old friend of mine; when it ended, we didn't talk for five years. After that, I worked...
No thanks, I'm stuffed.Oh, I don't like that flavor.I don't do drugs after 11AM.The only drug I need is...
Rosemary At a wedding a few years back, a candle was placed too close to our centerpiece, and started to go up in flames. One of the other guests at the table put it out, because I didn't notice; I just thought the entrees were coming....
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